It's Creepy Patriarchs Week
Dad No. 1 would like to know exactly what his son is jerking off to. Dad No. 2 wants to control his daughters' access to 'promiscuity' pills (a.k.a. contraception).
It’s only Tuesday and it’s already a banner week for creepy fathers who are much too involved in their kids’ sex lives. We’ve got one dad who has a pact with his teenage son to review each other’s porn-viewing habits and another dad who is suing the federal government to prevent his daughters from getting birth control without his per…